accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said “oopsie! I lied to you hold on” and she without any pause said “all liars go to hell” 😐🫡
favorite person at the dyke march was the woman who was clearly actively at work, unloading a catering van(?), but who stopped working while the march was going by so she could just hang out of the van’s side door and go “haha hiii, hiiii” at all the butches going by
I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience.
artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like “omg I’m so happy I discovered your art, it’s so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭”
skinny people going “omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren’t so so overpriced though”
skinny people getting home from the doctor’s office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn’t want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first.
skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines.
all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there’s one skinny character, and they’re really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they’re a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of.
desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say “yeeah I’ve just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe” and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.
absolutely flabbergasted by the fact that, despite seeing what I’ve been talking abt tonight, someone can still reblog the post and make it about how being skinny IS hard.
god yeah I’m sure it was really damn impossible to find tiny clothes. in. the early. 2000s.
